This morning when I woke up I was all itchy and red. Mommy and daddy didn’t know what was wrong with me. I think that it has something to do with me going fishing with daddy yesterday. There were a lot of bugs out there and I think one of them bit me on the ankle. Mommy called the doctor and he told her that he thought it sounded like hives. Whatever those are. She gave me a lot of yummy grape tasting medicine that she calls “Tie-len-all” today. She also gave me some not quite so tasty cherry medicine that I think she called “Been-a-drill.” They made me feel really tired. I don’t know what was wrong with my bath today but it was really cold. I didn’t like it very much. Mommy also forgot to put clothes on me today. I only wore a diaper all day long at home! Oh yeah, and tonight mommy took my diaper off and sat me down on my new chair again. I hadn’t been sitting there too long and I realized I had to pee-pee. I didn’t want to mess my new chair up so I got up and squatted down in the floor to pee. Mommy just shook her head and told me that pee-pee is suppose to go in my new chair. She’s crazy. I got in trouble when I peed on my bed last week. I’m not peeing on my new chair.
- Phillip Earl Howell
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